However, when I say “she knows how to plump up,” I really should say she’s, um, not a chewer.
#Monster hunter girls creature plus
Like Jyura, she loves to play in mud, plus she’ll call in friends to help.
They don’t call her Great-J for nothing! Look at that hair! Few monsters can throw back luscious locks like that! She’s got a sleek figure for the folks into fitness, but she also knows how to plump up for those of us who prefer them thick. While Jyura’s face is kind of cute, the rest is probably too fishy for most people, and monsters. That might be fun sometimes, but man, when all your encounters are going to be muddy, you start thinking more about the clean up than your next encounter. So into it that you gotta beat mud off of him to get to his baby-smooth skin. Not the gross mud, but actual, dirt-based mud. Since he’s already into exploring thick fluids, you know he’s kinky, but he’s particularly into mud play. He’s the thick, muscular swimmer type that likes to coil up, wait till you feel safe and calm, and lunge at you to get your heart racing. Nothing is worse than realizing your lover has one eye on you and the other one, well, literally scanning the room for her next partner and/or victim. Those can be fixed with some antidotes and a trip to a hotel (sorry housekeeping!), but even worse, she loses points for wandering eyes. Did I mention that kinky tail is inflatable? And hey, she comes with a great pet name! However, that tail shoots poison mist. Pukei has some great features. Those colors. A lack of confidence certainly takes away sexy points. Some people may find fuzzy and cuddly sexy, so who am I to judge? However, Paol puffs himself up in a balloonish fashion, trying to look big but fooling no one. Kind of like a cuddly little teddy bear, in bat form. Paol isn’t really sexy in a traditional sense. Just, um, no rotting flesh, no matter how great your personality is. There won’t be any discrimination between newcomers or old veterans, and all genders are welcome here. I’ll be going beyond looks and dip into monster personality plus kink factors. I’ve already consulted with one of our sexperts and veteran hunters, Matt Daniel. We had some deep(ly uncomfortable) conversations about criteria and decided to rely on our… um, “gut” instinct. You do want to think about it? Well, considering the season, I guess I can we can try a top ten of the sexiest monsters of Monster Hunter World. Although, come to think of it, some of the monsters are kind of sexy if you really think about it. …eh? I’m talking about my experience in Monster Hunter World, of course. I gave a few quick stabs before pulling out my big sword, deeply penetrating her and finally cutting off her tail. We moved from the beach to the forest and even went on a bit of a mountain hike where I was finally able to mount her. She wanted me, badly, and I kind of wanted her. She chased me a bit since, well, I was hiding in a bush, but admittedly, she was also a predator. I was a little scared, and I admit I tried to hide in a bush. I was just strolling down the beach, collecting some bugs and BAM! There she was.
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